My Perfect Disaster

Marianas Trench talk having the most MMVA nominations, and the Gaga bra :D

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Oh, Matt…

Oh, Matt…

Dear Tumblr Radar, there are four flawless men you seem to be neglecting to showcase. You might want to get on that.
That Trench Moment When:

Someone says something extrodinarily awkward, and you congratulate them on reaching Webb level. It’s a difficult feat.

Interviewer: What actually happened with your black eye?
Mike Ayley: Yeah, what's the story?
Matt Webb: I'd love to tell you the story, but I cannot. Let's just say this- there was no in-band - it wasn't caused by a fellow band member...
That Trench Moment When:

Someone complains about something to do with their car and you just want to tell them to chill. I mean, it’s not like they got hit by an astroid or anything….

I feel like Matt was that kid in high school that everyone was secretly obsessed with, but never told him, so he just got super awkward as a result of always having people staring at him…
Fact of Life:

The Legacy DVD is the most flawless piece of recorded history. It is impossible to be unhappy when witnessing it’s glory.

That Trench Moment When:

Someone mentions fairy tales and your mind immediately goes not to stories or cartoons, but rather to a certain spectacular CD known as ‘Ever After’

That Trench Moment When:

One of the boys does something adorable, and you find yourself fanning your face with your hands, in full-on fangirl mode, within the span of seconds.